Wednesday's Sexy Word of the Week

M makes the yummy sound...then a short A is cute. The hard C puts a click in your throat. The U is more like YEW, which you pull through your lips. End with a sweet LA but it's more like LUH, a sound like you're out of breath, pushing from the diaphragm.

Macula n.--- a spot or blemish

But not all imperfections are terrible. Some remind us of the love we have for the soft underbelly of emotions, the dark side of the lovely things. Perfect alabaster or marble does not work. It needs movement and motion, landmarks that show us where they're going, where we're going. Maps of beauty, roadways of the aesthetic.

Wednesday's Sexy Word of the Week

The little green monster sneaks up on you again, filling your head with buzzing and fuzzing, your fingers tingle and your toes ache. You don't like this feeling because you know it's not healthy but you cannot control it, cannot squelch it, try as you might to put it down like the silly idea it is. Your days spent in fear of this overwhelming sensation. You probably have Zelophobia. 


Oh, my dear, you know how we love the Zs. It hums at the roof of your mouth. It tickles the tip of your tongue. Its serpentine sensuality arouses.

Wednesday's Sexy Word of the Week

Wednesday's Sexy Word of the Week

Inflorescence

Wednesday's Sexy Word of the Week

It's not the things we show others that make us special. It's the things we keep to ourselves. Your secrets are the greatest classified folders of information that I try to discover without you knowing. I sit and watch your eyes wriggle as you think and your fingers move gently over each other in the way I want them to move over me.

Clandestine




It's simple but wonderful as your tongue moves from the back of your throat to the front teeth with the KL sound. The A is short but not too much so. Then another fun sound as the N and D meld together. This time your tongue moves from the front the the back then that D pushes off to the ES which gets just a little extra time than one might think. The T is not quite hard but not really soft. The important thing is that the I is long. This makes your mouth move around the vowel in a way that can form your lips into a smile. Then the N is sweet and sweet is always a nice way to end.

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My Sweets, My Children, My Lovelies, make yourselves comfortable and hold your glasses close while I take you on our journey. It is no mere trip but more a quest for something that goes deeper and farther than the ordinary traveler's destination. We will look up at the stars and wonder. We will lean in close to the soil and dig. The normal will become extraordinary and the impossible will seem trite.


We start with the softness of the M. Lips closed and a gentle hum...It's the sound of a delicious meal and a sensual deal. The I is short and so the word starts off with "ME" then moves seamlessly into the RAB whose R can almost certainly have the briefest of rolls. Don't overwork your tongue right at the beginning but make sure your audience knows you can use it. After the short A and quick B the next I is short into the L which brings another opportunity for our tongues. Let the lingering of the L move lasciviously to the ARY. It ends well with the Y and we can hardly keep from smiling once we've reached the untying of the knot.

Mirabilary n.-- one who, or a work which, narrates wonderful things; one who writes of wonders.

Wednesday's Sexy Word of the Week

Turns out Yankee Doodle sticking that feather in his hat had nothing to do with Kraft's noodly and cheesy concoction.

Macaronic 




adj.-- Composed of or characterized by Latin words mixed with vernacular words or non-Latin words given Latin endings.




How's that for a mind fuck? The song was macaronic in and of itself and it mentioned macaroni. That's meta before meta was meta.