Are you SERIOUS!?!?!

So thanks to the crowds on Long Island for showing us the real meaning of "Black Friday". What could have been on sale at such a discount that killing people became necessary? I'm glad that there's no shopping I need to do. I mean, I love buying stuff but I don't buy gifts for Christmas out of obligation, plus I'm poor(andachurchsed?). Sometime next week, though, I am planning on buying a laptop. That should help make the blogging easier. Yada, yada, yada. Keep dreaming...