Yes, it is definitely spring. And now that we've all decided that these blossoming flowers and chirping birds are going to influence us, we should practice our enunciation. That is to say, we should work on how to use our tongues and lips properly and for maximum effect.
Didn't see that one coming, did you?
We really love Vs. They're similar to Fs. If you start to do a V, then pause and look at her like you mean it. Maybe do that half-wink twitch thing with your left eye that shows how insatiable you are...Where was I? Oh, yes, this is kind of key: make sure to separate the R-sound from the M-sound. Trust me, don't let them run together. The next syllable is the stressed one. MIK! Short I, hard, hard C/K. The long U should pretty much stand alone. Try your best to minimize the desire to YEW from the C. Get it? All we have left is that sexy L and a long A, all punctuated quite nicely by a not-too-hard T.
Are you all trying to figure just what the fuck this one means? Of course you are.
--v. to work or ornament with wavy lines or markings resembling the form or tracks of a worm.
Weird, right? Who would do that?
--adj. sinuous, tortuous, intricate.
That one I kind of like. As a matter of fact, I think I'll try to work that use of the word into conversation today.
Oh, and hey, before you go, here's a little extra sexy for you.