Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Wedndesday's Sexy Word of the Week





Ladies and gentlemen, boys and muthafuckin' girls, it's time, again, to expand our sexuality and vocabulary all at the same time. Ready?


Viviparous



We really like Vs. The way your bottom lip has to go under your teeth and drag itself back out. Wow. That first I is long so don't neglect it. Then that P has such a punch. And I don't think it's necessary to explain what we'll do with the rest of the word. Say it all together, children: "Drag out the S!"


Very good.


Do you know what this one means? I'll be impressed if you do. If you don't, check it out.



I bet this girl would give live birth. Oh, man, if only she would...

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Know those days when the clouds and the sun seem to struggle over who will be in control of the sky? Today is one of those days.

1 comment:

Christine Vyrnon said...

very nice word - especially the botany part of the definition. and as always - beautiful instructions on how to say it.

side note: birthing hips do not require the act of birthing. i'm living proof :)

And to get even cheesier - above the clouds is non-stop sun- except when it is night. Then it's non-stop moon - since we're on the topic of moons- unless there is no moon. But in this case there would be a moon.

o geez.